>A woman went to her boy-friends parents house for Christmas Dinner. This
> Was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
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> They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel
> A little discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli
> Casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water.
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> Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let
> Out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> Poof.
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> Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boy-friends father
> Looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's c hair, a
> ND said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
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> The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across he! r face.
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> A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
> This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
> "rrriiippp"
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> The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
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> Once again the woman smilled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the
> Woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about
> It. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
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> Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
&g t; "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"